Friday, January 15, 2010


Everybody should have goals. It's important to have something to strive for. And since people are always telling me to have goals and reach for the stars, I think it is important to state my goal for everyone to see.


Yeah, I know. Very evil villain of me. However I have come to the belief that the only way I could fix the problems of the world would be to rule it as a benevolent dictator. This is going to be very hard to achieve as I am against causing death. So I need to start a company that can research cutting edge technology. Then I can move to the moon and create a corporate state while buying up companies on earth until I control all of the Earth's economy which would enable me to take control without having to go to war. I know it sounds crazy, but it would solve a lot of problems. Illegal immigration would no longer be a problem because there would be only one nation, labor laws would be universal, and police would no longer have to have jurisdictional fights over the prosecution of international criminals. Healthcare would come out of the taxes so there would be higher taxes but no more fighting with insurance companies. Ultimately I think I could make the world a better place if everyone would just do what I tell them. Of course, considering all the effort I'd have to put into it, it seems like a fool's fate. I'm gonna have to work hard for years in order to work harder for no gratitude. I think Coldplay had it right, "Who would ever want to be king?" I still think it's the best method for me to fix the world, but I'd miss my favorite shows. So to recap, bow before me but only if Castle isn't on.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

A New Beginning

This is not my first blog. I had another, but I deleted it. It was pointed out to me that it was full of anger and bitterness. There is enough of that in the world already without my adding to it. I still want to share what I think and how I feel, I just want to make sure that they are things worthy of being shared. To that end I started a new blog. One in which I can write poetry and tell stories, or even write messages of hope. Or perhaps I'll just talk about the first time I had Hot-buttered Rum. This is not just a new blog. It's my new beginning.